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Posted 7 hours ago

make me choose:
rosestylerr asked: series 2 or series 4

Posted 7 hours ago

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

Posted 7 hours ago

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come
Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago

lookatallthelovelyfandoms:

Actors being their characters without being in character.

(Source: riddlemetom)

Posted 7 hours ago

cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

(Source: crwnly)

Posted 7 hours ago

vivapinatafanfiction:

kanshu:

kanshu:

"how long have you been in a skype call"

"a while"

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Posted 7 hours ago

memeguy-com:

Im not sure Disney understands this concept very well

Posted 7 hours ago

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

I have two moods 

One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep

the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions

there is no inbetween

(Source: lydiamartuin)

Posted 7 hours ago

bisexiel:

ravenclawsleftclaw:

bisexiel:

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

idk im kind of confused on taxes?? 

BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS

LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE

(Source: buckyunofficial)

Posted 7 hours ago

slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

Posted 7 hours ago

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

Posted 7 hours ago

sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.

Posted 7 hours ago

coluring:

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

eggfrica

(Source: chimichangass)

Posted 7 hours ago

sebadasstian-stan:

proof that jeremy renner is actually hawkeye